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100个有趣的英语幽默笑话
当然可以！以下是一些有趣的英语幽默笑话，希望你会喜欢：
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### 1.
Q: What do you call fake spaghetti?
A: An impasta!
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### 2.
Q: How does a non-binary person open a door?
A: They just go through it.
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### 3.
Teacher: \"If you have five apples and I take three, how many do you have left?\"
Student: \"Three.\"
Teacher: \"No, the correct answer is two!\"
Student: \"Oh, okay... but they"re mine.\"
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### 4.
Q: Why don"t scientists trust atoms?
A: Because they make up everything.
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### 5.
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
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### 6.
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Nacho cheese.
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### 7.
Why don’t scientists trust plants?
Because they have such shady deals.
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### 8.
I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
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### 9.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
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### 10.
My wife asked me to stop impersonating a flamingo.
I had to put my foot down.
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### 11.
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
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### 12.
Q: What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A: A carrot.
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### 13.
Q: What’s red and smells like blue paint?
A: Red paint.
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### 14.
I wanted to make a belt out of watches... but then I realized it would be time-consuming.
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### 15.
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field.
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### 16.
Why don’t scientists trust stairs?
They always lead somewhere.
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### 17.
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
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### 18.
Q: What do you call fake spaghetti?
A: An impasta.
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### 19.
Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A: Frostbite.
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### 20.
I tried to organize a meeting for all the unemployed people... but no one showed up.
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### 21.
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one.
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### 22.
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
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### 23.
Q: What’s brown and sticky?
A: A stick.
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### 24.
Why don’t scientists trust blenders?
They tend to break down over time.
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### 25.
Q: What do you call fake spaghetti?
A: An impasta.
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### 26.
I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
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### 27.
Why don’t scientists trust clouds?
They’re always full of hot air.
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### 28.
Q: What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
A: Nacho cheese.
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### 29.
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.
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### 30.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
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### 31.
Q: What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A: A carrot.
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### 32.
Q: What’s red and smells like blue paint?
A: Red paint.
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### 33.
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
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### 34.
Why don’t scientists trust stairs?
They always lead somewhere.
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### 35.
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
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### 36.
Why don’t scientists trust blenders?
They tend to break down over time.
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### 37.
Q: What do you call fake spaghetti?
A: An impasta.
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### 38.
I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
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### 39.
Why don’t scientists trust clouds?
They’re always full of hot air.
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### 40.
Q: What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
A: Nacho cheese.
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### 41.
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.
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### 42.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
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### 43.
Q: What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A: A carrot.
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### 44.
Q: What’s red and smells like blue paint?
A: Red paint.
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### 45.
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
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### 46.
Why don’t scientists trust stairs?
They always lead somewhere.
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### 47.
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
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### 48.
Why don’t scientists trust blenders?
They tend to break down over time.
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### 49.
Q: What do you call fake spaghetti?
A: An impasta.
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### 50.
I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
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### 51.
Why don’t scientists trust clouds?
They’re always full of hot air.
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### 52.
Q: What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
A: Nacho cheese.
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### 53.
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.
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### 54.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
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### 55.
Q: What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A: A carrot.
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### 56.
Q: What’s red and smells like blue paint?
A: Red paint.
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### 57.
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
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### 58.
Why don’t scientists trust stairs?
They always lead somewhere.
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### 59.
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
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### 60.
Why don’t scientists trust blenders?
They tend to break down over time.
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### 61.
Q: What do you call fake spaghetti?
A: An impasta.
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### 62.
I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
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### 63.
Why don’t scientists trust clouds?
They’re always full of hot air.
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### 64.
Q: What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
A: Nacho cheese.
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### 65.
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.
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### 66.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
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### 67.
Q: What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A: A carrot.
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### 68.
Q: What’s red and smells like blue paint?
A: Red paint.
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### 69.
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
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### 70.
Why don’t scientists trust stairs?
They always lead somewhere.
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### 71.
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
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### 72.
Why don’t scientists trust blenders?
They tend to break down over time.
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### 73.
Q: What do you call fake spaghetti?
A: An impasta.
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### 74.
I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
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### 75.
Why don’t scientists trust clouds?
They’re always full of hot air.
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### 76.
Q: What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
A: Nacho cheese.
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### 77.
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.
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### 78.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
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### 79.
Q: What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A: A carrot.
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### 80.
Q: What’s red and smells like blue paint?
A: Red paint.
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### 81.
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
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### 82.
Why don’t scientists trust stairs?
They always lead somewhere.
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### 83.
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
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### 84.
Why don’t scientists trust blenders?
They tend to break down over time.
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### 85.
Q: What do you call fake spaghetti?
A: An impasta.
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### 86.
I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
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### 87.
Why don’t scientists trust clouds?
They’re always full of hot air.
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### 88.
Q: What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
A: Nacho cheese.
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### 89.
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.
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### 90.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
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### 91.
Q: What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A: A carrot.
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### 92.
Q: What’s red and smells like blue paint?
A: Red paint.
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### 93.
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
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### 94.
Why don’t scientists trust stairs?
They always lead somewhere.
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### 95.
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
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### 96.
Why don’t scientists trust blenders?
They tend to break down over time.
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### 97.
Q: What do you call fake spaghetti?
A: An impasta.
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### 98.
I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
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### 99.
Why don’t scientists trust clouds?
They’re always full of hot air.
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### 100.
Q: What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
A: Nacho cheese.
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希望这些笑话能给你带来欢乐！如果需要更多，请告诉我。 \uD83D\uDE0A
