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关于英语笑话最短的最简单（推荐25个）的内容，下面是详细的介绍。
以下是25个简短的英语笑话，希望能带给你欢乐：
1. Why don"t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
2. Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
3. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
She looked surprised.
4. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts.
5. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
6. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts.
7. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity.
It’s impossible to put down!
8. Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
9. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
10. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
11. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity.
It’s impossible to put down!
12. Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
13. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
14. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts.
15. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity.
It’s impossible to put down!
16. Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
17. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
18. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts.
19. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity.
It’s impossible to put down!
20. Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
21. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
22. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts.
23. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity.
It’s impossible to put down!
24. Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
25. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
希望这些笑话能带给你快乐！